Friday, October 26, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
A Neighbourly Encounter
There are many ways one can walk from my place of work in Schönried to my home in Saanen. I know of three, two of which i have already tried out. The third way is a bit longer than the other two, but according to a colleague of mine, who has walked that way before on her way home to Gstaad, it would take about 50-55 min, as opposed to the 45 min going the other two ways. Not so bad, i thought. So i chose to go that way, along Gruben Strasse. That was a mistake. Gruben Strasse swoops down from Schönried towards Gstaad until it meets the main road leading from Gstaad to Saanen. One must walk almost to Gstaad along Gruben Strasse and then double over back to Saanen on the main road, in contrast to the other ways which lead directly down to Saanen. Long story short, it took me over an hour to get home. By then, dusk was falling and the cold air had seeped through my clothes right down to my bones.
I was 1.5min away from my house, frozen, exhausted, aching. All i wanted was to get in the warm house and get inside the hot bath. And that's when it happened. I was rudely (and that is extremely unbecoming to the Swiss) accosted by our neighbour. Here's how it went down:
Her: "Hello."
Me: "Good Evening"
I proceed to walk past her and towards my house.
Her: "You don't say much, do you?"
I stop mid-stride and turn back to her.
Me: "Pardon me?"
Her: "You don't ever say anything to me. All this time, you don't speak to me. Why?"
Me thinking to myself: "Please lord, i just wanna get home. I really don't need this right now"
Me: "I'm sorry, I'm really not unfriendly. I don't speak much because i can't. I'm not form here, you see, i come from Canada and my German is not that great."
Her: "Oh"
Pause.
Me thinking to myself: "I'm turning around and i'm leaving...right....now..."
Her: "I didn't know that. Where in Canada do you come from? How come i don't detect the usual accent English people have when they speak German?"
Me thinking to myself: "Oh my God, i'm not getting into this with this woman right now. I JUST WANNA GO HOME DAMN IT!!!"
Me: "Oh really? I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks."
It's full dark now. I can't feel my frozen limbs.
Her: "How long have you been here in Switzerland?"
Me thinking to myself: "Please God, what did i do to deserve that? Please. I just wanna go home, please"
Me: "Oh, not really that long, only three years."
Her: "Wow, your German is very good for only three years. My English is horrible."
Me: "Oh, huh." and thinking "OK, i'm turning around and walking away.....now....now!"
Her: "I said something to you the other day and you didn't say anything back!"
Me thinking to myself: "Holy shit, i thought we went over this already!"
Me: "Oh really? Sorry, i probably did not understand you, really, did not mean to be rude."
Her: "Yeah, now i know."
Me: "OK then, so....uhmm, have a nice evening."
I do really turn around this time and start walking away towards my warm, cozy, comfy house with my sweet hubby waiting for me there.
Her: "Ok, yeah, you too. Till next time."
Me thinking to myself: "Till next time???I hope not, you crazy psycho nuts woman. You need help. You're a disgrace to the nice, polite, friendly Swiss people!"
I walk away without saying another word.
Once inside the house and in my husband's warm arms, i tell him about crazy psycho nuts woman. He doubles over laughing hysterically. "OK, sorry....laughter...she is crazy, yes." Crazy? She's insane!
I don't see the problem of living next door to someone and saying hello when you see them outside their house once in a while. And not only because i don't feel so utterly comfortable with my possession of the German language, but i tent to be the type of person who's friendly but not obnoxious. And do forgive me if i don't engage in a meaningless conversation about the weather or gossip about the other neighbours. I've got a life. When i pass your place, it's because i'm usually going someplace where i need to be, or coming back form someplace and really just wanting to go home where i can relax and not be bothered by any unwanted individuals. So, when i pass your place on my way to or from life, and you happen to be outside, i acknowledge you, i smile at you and i greet you. Why is that not enough??????
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Pumpkin Soup
'Tis the season for pumpkins and since we had gotten one from a pumpkin stand a while ago, we decided to....no, not to carve it into a Jack-O-Lantern, which would have been cool, since "Halloween" does not exist in Switzerland....but to make pumpkin soup out of it.
I had never made soup of any kind in my life before and neither had my husband. As much as i love to cook, i am not creative when it comes to that, so i always follow existing recipes or modify them a bit. Last Christmas, my very good friends gave me a cookbook as a present. But not just any cookbook, Jamie Oliver's "Essen Ist Fertig" which translates into "food is ready" but i'm sure it's called something else in English. Anyways, i admire Jamie a great deal for two major reasons. First, he's a Brit AND a great chef, which is a contradiction in itself, but that is exactly why he's so successful. And second, his recipes are very easy to follow, do not include "fancy-schmancy" hard-to-find ingredients, and take no time to prepare.
So, hubby and i looked through Jamie's book and found a recipe for pumpkin soup. With a few modifications on my part, it turned out to be the best soup we've ever eaten. No joke and no showing off. Seems James, hubby and i make a great cooking team. We even ate the soup in the original pumpkin crust which we used as bowls as suggested by Jamie. Delicious!
As requested by a friend of mine, i am including both recipes in this post. Jamie's original and my modified one. Try it, friend, and let me know how it goes!
Jamie's Pumpkin Soup Recipe: see photo
Lana's Pumpkin Soup:
In a soup pot, saute onions, garlic, ginger and lemon grass in olive oil with sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, oregano and a teaspoon of soya sauce. Add 3 cups (or however many you want) of chicken/vegetable bullion and stir everything up from the bottom of the pot. Bring to boil. Add pumpkin cubes and chopped carrots. Cook for about 15 min or until pumpkin and carrots are soft. Remove from heat. Add 1 cup coconut milk and blend it all together. Sprinkle some freshly chopped parsley on top. Serve with pumpernickel or whole wheat bread and full bodied shiraz wine and enjoy!
Tip: cut the pumpkin in half cross-section, take out most of the pumpkin meat, spread a bit of butter/margarine along the inside and bake in oven for about 15 min, then use pumpkin halves as soup bowles! And when you get to the bottom, scoop out some more butter-roasted pumpkin meat from the bottom. Yum!
Note: Jamie uses rice in his soup which i substitute with carrots, only because my husband is not a rice fan.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Our New Ride
and here it is in front of our house later the same day
Heroes
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The BeaTrips-Japanese Beatles Cover Band - Come Together
This here is the epiphany of cool! No, it really doesn't get any cooler than that!!
I mean, it's "Come Together" by the Beatles, which in itself is an extremely cool song, but here it's being covered by a JAPANESE band, which is just....the epiphany of cool!
Why wasn't i at that concert drinking my high tea and singing along with those guys??? This is fucking sick!!!
These guys cover other Beatles songs, but this has to be the coolest shit ever!!
High Tea
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Announcing the death of Ayrton Senna
To all who complain about F1 safety regulations, speed limitation, engine manipulation, etc.
The blackest day of F1 racing, loss of a legend. Aerton, we miss you dearly and will forever!
After i saw this crash live, i swore i would never watch F1 again, and i did not for over 5 years, but now, i have once again given in to what's dear to my heart, automobile racing, speed, great men displaying great skill for our enjoyment.
Senna, i'm sorry i didn't keep my promise, but i think you still watch it too from up there :)
Rest in peace my hero!